Crying rn from this

[Hrby]

I was reading through the forums and I stumbled across this argument which ended in this https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdamghvnm4Lj7MY6G3Fyb3fYARoVRqUSGYsv22R30-supGy6w/viewform. I am literally crying rn I'm laughing so fucking hard XD Spalw if I ever need someone roasted I'm calling you up. lmao

 

[Spalw]

You opens the door to a messy yet well decorated room. It seems the decorations are for some sort of party.
There is no one else there, yet you walk over to the table, which has a three-quarters eaten birthday cake with melted candle wax on the last pieces.
You pick up a mouldy party hat, and eat the last pieces of cake - chewing through the wax. You finally grab a party horn, you blow in it - it doesn't curl outwards as you expect, but upwards hitting you square in the eyeball. You find a subsequently drink an entire bottle of whiskey & suffer severe crippling depression from being so late to the party.

 

[Hrby]

case and point

 

[_GamerX209]

How about this? uncledan.co.uk/specialkids

 

[LITTLE5LAYER]

I liked the bingo one. And I haven't got a reply from the babysitting service yet.