After looking into it more, the kid was just trolling. He has been told to stop. Thank you for taking the time to submit the report, as we do not handle people trolling like this lightly.
Please be respectful and don't waste our time by making HILARIOUS jokes such as this.
This report was one hundred percent valid, and we often treat players who do things like this a ban or extended mute as it still wastes our time and ends up in situations like this. It is unfair to mock players who see things like this and feel the need to report it.